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Because caffeine is cheaper than therapy and ambition doesn’t pay rent
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running errands
Whether you’re manifesting a better parking spot or just accepting your fate
I Joined A Cult And All I Got Was This Lousy Bumper Sticker Material:ReStickables™ Reusable/Moveable Sticker and thrivingFor the spiritually curious and the chronically unserious. This glossy bumper sticker captures that perfect blend of regret and irony because sure, you joined something, but at least you got merch. With its retro comic book vibes and bold, distressed lettering, its giving midlife crisis meets Etsy core energy. Slap it on your car, laptop, or altar of questionable decisions. Glossy waterproof bumper sticker for anyone whos ever joined something weird
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