goofy ahh pokemon cards I'm not even gonna pretend like I care about this Pokémon 😭 but I can't lie… the background on the Okidogi ex Full Art (Shrouded Fable) goes kinda crazy The goofy ahh pokemon cards -

Haakon, Stromgald Scourge Yet another conundrum is Haakon, Stromgald Scourge

Sorcery Color tag templates(None) Nomads' Assembly Create a 1/1 white Kor Soldier creature token for each creature you control

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total mana value of all cards revealed this way

That said, modern Japanese cards often tell a different story

In a similar vein, these creatures will drain your opponents while giving you life: Blood Artist (any creature dies) Creeping Bloodsucker (beginning of your upkeep) Cruel Celebrant (creature you controls dies) Zulaport Cutthroat (creature you controls dies) Vizkopa Guildmage has an ability where you can give a creature lifelink