For this simulation, Ive used the following packages: Ramp Package (13) 1 Birds of ParadiseBirds of Paradise 1 Llanowar ElvesLlanowar Elves 1 Fyndhorn ElvesFyndhorn Elves 1 Elvish MysticElvish Mystic 1 Azorius SignetAzorius Signet 1 Gruul SignetGruul Signet 1 Selesnya SignetSelesnya Signet 1 Simic SignetSimic Signet 1 Azorius LocketAzorius Locket 1 Gruul LocketGruul Locket 1 Selesnya LocketSelesnya Locket 1 Simic LocketSimic Locket 1 Smothering TitheSmothering Tithe Draw Package (6) 1 Gitaxian ProbeGitaxian Probe 1 Arcums AstrolabeArcums Astrolabe 1 Sign in BloodSign in Blood 1 DivinationDivination 1 Syphon MindSyphon Mind 1 Phyrexian ArenaPhyrexian Arena Unsurprisingly, it turns out that this makes a huge difference
Convert does exactly the same thing as Transform, however its just a weird quirk that Transformers technically dont use Transform in Magic: The Gathering
Culling Ritual is a board wipe that I have to remember hits all nonland permanents of mana value 2 or less instead of just artifacts, which is what it historically clears due to the best mana rocks all meeting that criteria
The Shichifukujin Dragon was a promo card made for the grand opening of the Duelists' Convocation International Tournament Center in Tokyo, Japan
I didn't realize until now that the fingers terminate in multiple nails, too, which just adds to the weirdness of it all